You know it’s about to be a horrible week when you’re drunk, on tumblr, on a Sunday, alone. Damn I could really use someone.
I get to see President Obama speak. live. in person. yaay.
mycroft: i pledge allegiance to the butts of jeremy renner and chris evans
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.