March 2013
2 posts
You know it’s about to be a horrible week when you’re drunk, on tumblr, on a Sunday, alone. Damn I could really use someone.
January 2013
1 post
October 2012
14 posts
August 2012
1 post
Tomorrooowwwww
I get to see President Obama speak. live. in person. yaay.
July 2012
19 posts
mycroft:
i pledge allegiance
to the butts
of jeremy renner
and chris evans
June 2012
2 posts
May 2012
42 posts
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
